iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are

(via h0me-iswheretheheartis)

• White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
• Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)

heymarinaa:

 

My flirting technique is to stare at someone until they realize that I’m looking

(via tinnytimtam)

(Source: relatable-life-problems, via tinnytimtam)